Drew

Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

I enjoyed it. The instructions were clear that you solve the whole puzzle first, THEN rotate. My main confusion was how the rotation forms “four valid crossword answers.” I interpreted this to mean valid for the corresponding, not just valid words, which tripped me up. For example, SORTA is not a “major vessel” but is a word (sorta). Still, it was fun

I kept wondering how a TINY SUM was a nice chunk of change. Bet you can guess what my last letter was

The only power source capable of generating 1.21 gigawatts of electricity is a bolt of lightning!

NO CAN DO This phrase is often used to mean “I can’t do that,” but originally emerged in the nineteenth century and mocked Chinese immigrants’ speech patterns in English