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@Mike I decided to chime in earlier than usual today so I'd be sure to have the chance to thank you for brightening so many of our days. Maybe tomorrow I'll throw in the pun I could use here; for today, I'll leave it at thanks, and love, joy, and peace back at you.

@Mike Wait a minute while I piton my boots. (You roped me in today.)

@Mike I wanted to add something oreganol, but I'm having trouble cumin up with anything. Lack of caffeine is parsley to blame, no doubt. Maybe some of the other sages will be able to garnish this bouquet.

@Mike I love the way you tailor your posts to each day's puzzle. Fitting.

@Mike No big dill, but I'm having trouble cumin up with something that will curry favor with the group.

@Mike I marble at your ability to come up with these.

@Mike My bike was going to reply for me today, but it was two-tired. Pump it up, emus.

@Mike You're certainly getting peppered with replies today. I don't know the whole reason, but it's parsely because it's so chili here in the midwest. My aunt coriander ancho her friend are here to see her cousin rosemary basil, her fiance.

@Mike More of your in Seine humor, I see. If you need an ATM while you're there, be sure to go to the Right Bank. (Are service emus allowed in your restaurant?)

@Mike D'oe! I gnu it! Once again, you're thinking out of the ox. Hi, e-moose!

@Mike I tried submitting something, but it came back marked "Return to Ascender". At least I gave it a descend try.

@Mike Do you really caribout your collection? Have a hart!

@Mike They would need to have some sort of bins or lockers where you Cousteau your gear while you were there.

@Mike I'm stag-gering after that one. Please, no more of that elk.

@Mike Temper, temper. On what do you bass your remarks? I hope the emus like the tenor of these remarks.

@Mike O queso, maybe you ought to taco break. I know you try asada you can.

@Mike Some days you post, and some days you don't. It's either fiesta famine.

@Mike Once again, you are the victor!

@Mike Let me be perfectly eclair. Donut think for one minute you can keep getting away with this. I could say some cruller things, but the emus would probably object.

@Mike You are one of the best pun generators I have known. You can take a word and transformer into an alternator different meaning with little or no resistance. I try, but you run circuits around me.

@Mike I'm surprised you had the spine to contribute this.

@Mike Sometimes my comments take longer to show up because I ampere reviewed.

@Mike When I saw this, I said "I'll have to send mica reply." I guess that will give people something to talc about.

@Mike I was trying to gin up a reply, but my attempt was scotched.

@Mike A friend is learning UK languages. Her Irish is OK, butterscotch needs work. Next on her list is emuese. It will be emusing to see how that goes.

@Mike Lessee how many replies you get to this one. Do you rent to emus?

@Mike Sounds like you're trying to ram this one down our throats then take it on the lamb. Pun and run?

@Mike I think he made it perfectl eclair he wanted you to have a hole lot. He doesn't make much on donuts; if he wants to make a profit, a roll is best. Have some cream puffs, emus.

@Mike When I was going to the store the other day, I metaphysician. He and his partner keep kosher -- they're orthodox.

@Mike In other words, you need a pear. I won't cherry-pick any other puns, and I'll leave the apple-ause to you.

@Mike I think we are all in a cordoba liking this one.

@Mike It was probably her way or the highway. Sounds like you found the off ramp.

@Mike I imagine you spend a great deal of time on this. Members of your fan club will see it as a diamond in the rough, whether or not they have the heart to have their pets spayed. Suit yourself. Shoe, emus!

@Mike When he thinks they're in a bad spot, does he sing "Regatta Get Out of This Place"? ... if it's the last thing we ever emu?

@Mike The club owner wasn't able to re-coop his losses either. He had to sell off some of his emus.

@Mike As I understand it, it's a real grind. Beans for the emus...

@Mike Your secret would have been safe with me. Wild scallions couldn't drag it out of me. hi, emus

@Mike I hope you were able to compose yourself and essay to improve in the future. The emus think they're such prose!

@Mean Old Lady Quit urchin Mike to continue! Can emus sea cucumbers?

@JohnWM Since you knew it was his, it wasn't even a single blind test. That could shade the results. emu fodder

@Mike Today there are several things I could espress -- oh, so many. I hope the emus don't cream me for this.

@dutchiris Donut encourage him. I think we should make eclair that he's croissant the line today.

@Mike I have a bone to pick with you, although I doubt my carpal do any good -- since you've already put this one into circulation, my attempt would be in vein.

@Mike I Mento tell you how much I liked York ontribution yesterday but didn't have a chance; I was Eclipsed by my neighbor needing some help, Andes asking for more.

@Mike Once again, the fruit of your labor is a pear of peachy puns. I'm plum amazed. Orange ya gonna approve this, emus?

@Mike I'll have to iron it first. Haberdasher tea while you're waiting. (There's got to be some sort of Blazing Saddles thing about a collarless shirt -- "You mean a Hedy" -- "That's Henley!" but I can't make it come together.)

@Mike I enjoy your daily caper with our language.