Billy Ray Johnson
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An anagram for former NFL QB Brock Osweiler is Bolero Wickers.
Years ago, I was traveling on a dirt road in the Southern Laos country side. Our driver and guide were in the front seat, my companion and I in the back. We stopped as a pair of water buffalo crossed the road. I asked my guide, ‘why did the water buffalo cross the road?’ He shrugged and I let him know the answer, ‘to get to the other side!’ He and the driver could not stop laughing for the remainder of the drive. A variation on an old joke for us was new and hysterical for them.
The first time I saw an orangutan was in Malaysian Borneo. As this incredible creature and I exchanged glances, I remember thinking how much more he knew about me than I knew about him.
Dock Ellis didn’t claim to be on LSD, he was on LSD. He famously kept uttering the words, ‘no no’ over and over during the game. And to this day, No-No is the most common nickname for a no hitter.
@William Lasser Yes. It crosses lower Manhattan from the Holland Tunnel on the west side to the Manhattan Bridge on the east side. It’s also the main street in Chinatown.
On a 4-H camp farm I worked on for one summer, we’d wake up at 5am to bring the cows in from pasture for milking. Each of us would touch the electric fence - not only to wake ourselves up, but also to show the cows who was boss.
I spent a night in Pago Pago in American Samoa once. Just one night. I wasn’t planning on going there, but what a night it was. Next time I see you, I’ll tell you about it.
Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three lefts do.
@Eliza P. In the mid-80’s, I was in Tonga had a blind date with a Tongan princess. After dinner, I met her father (the king), He asked me what my intentions were, and I replied, ‘to get on a plane the next morning’. He thought it was the funniest thing he ever heard.
Best Batman clip ever… Some days you just can’t get rid of a bomb…. <a href="https://youtu.be/Nri3o0KFg-8?si=sd9BCQ_CJWVp5xei" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/Nri3o0KFg-8?si=sd9BCQ_CJWVp5xei</a>
Man, Ryan Gosling is really living the life.
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