Malcolm

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MalcolmSeattleNov 16, 2025, 8:16 PM2025-11-16neutral42%

Spectacular! This reminds me of a dreadful joke that my mother utterly loved, you need some deep Shakespeare to get this: A trucker gets a job driving through the Australian outback but finds he can't stay awake for the whole 15-hour drive. It seems many other truckers can't either, because right in the middle of nowhere is a truck-stop in a small two-horse town named with the hard Australian sarcasm as "Mercy Truckstop". Arriving at midnight, he asks for some tea to keep himself awake. Instead of a pot they bring out a huge pan, filled with tea, and laying in the middle of it is a dead koala bear - fur, face, and all. He is shocked and asks what the deal is. The server smiles and says, "just try it, hon." So he takes out a spoon, tastes just a bit and it's not only utterly delicious, it's got the caffeine kick of a thousand mules. The pan is so deep, he not only can have two cups at the counter, he can fill his entire thermos. Canisters in hand, he heads off on his route, wide awake and happy. On the return trip, he pulls into the truckstop, feeling tired but happy because he knows he will be able to do this run indefinitely because of the truckstop. He walks in and asks for the tea, the server nods knowingly and turns to leave, but he calls out... "Listen, would it be possible for you to just bring the pan, but leave the bear out?" To which she turns back and replies with a smile, "I'm sorry sir, the koala tea of mercy is not strained."

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MalcolmSeattleJun 16, 2024, 5:40 PM2024-06-16negative62%

Repetitive, but enjoyable. But crossing orris and sisi creates a "dead zone" - an area that cannot be "figured out" via word knowledge, and requires SPECIFIC recovery of SPECIFIC names, blocking out the set of all people who do not know that name or in this case, names - it turns the crossword into a trivia puzzle. Having TWO squares affected this way creates an impossible 26 x 26 variant range, or at best only vowels with Y, so 36 guessing pairs. Bad design. Watch out for those deadpools, kids - they make Ryan unhappy.

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MalcolmSeattleJul 6, 2025, 6:16 PM2025-07-06positive96%

So very well done! Layer upon layer of self-reference - and tying yourselves up in only one "c" is commendable as well! My only wish is that the gray square had turned into a star automatically in the online version - then we would have been truly Breakout Stars :) Kudos ... sometimes these complex puzzles end up with tortured clues and cutesy half-measures -- yours didn't! Great great puzzle.

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MalcolmSeattleOct 26, 2025, 12:59 AM2025-10-25negative76%

This was tedious. Being so clever that only the voices in your head know what you mean doesn't make you a good puzzle builder. PS - I believe it can also be two Ss in B-Plusses. PPS - DDay is not a proper word - so there could have been a clue that it would be "short for" When the majority of people don't like your puzzle - consider that you aren't doing it well. Being difficult isn't any harder than being contrary ... bad clues = bad reviews. Try harder.

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MalcolmSeattleSep 2, 2024, 12:45 AM2024-09-01negative79%

This was not good. - The "product" game was fine - but there is also a 16-bit sega - so two possible answers that create a "hole" - Amend and Emend are ambiguous, another "hole" - LED and RED for lights is another hole Do that, AND add number games and you end up with end-users who are not sure which part is wrong. if the clues in all the words had been solid (yenned, really?) the numbers would have been fun - instead, it was a "forced game" that amused some and annoyed most, I'm sure.

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MalcolmSeattleNov 16, 2024, 6:17 PM2024-11-16neutral53%

I appreciate the desire to let a past contributor submit again - but editing is about considering the end user, not the writer. Strange clues will not ush an answer from our minds, which may bring about a roister of idiosyncratic confusion. Famous Potatoes was neither timely, current, nor accessible. Tortured. Disappointing. Kudos to the writer for submitting a last gasp puzzle and the loving energy to allow it - but please, do your paid job and offer clues that align with the audiences sensibilities and time. Nair, Pete's Dragon, and Slackers are dusty references from a bygone era.

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MalcolmSeattleApr 6, 2025, 8:05 PM2025-04-06positive89%

I also note that the wheels join to form BIOPSY, SCI/ART, and LITMUS. AMAZING multidimensional puzzle, and nary a "bad square" in the grid. Well done, Kareem Ayas! Well done!

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MalcolmSeattleJun 9, 2024, 6:22 PM2024-06-09negative67%

A flaw of this grid is that if you have not read "Davinci Code" or watched "Black Panther" or care about hockey or think about Yale - you are trapped inside two squares that require knowledge and can't be figured out in any way besides letter guessing - which leaves you with (26x26) potential combinations (676 options). Grim.

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MalcolmSeattleDec 8, 2024, 9:35 PM2024-12-08neutral53%

Too many unique names, sadly. It would be nice if the editors would enforce not allowing corners that are two names of people or places (trivia, in other words). When that happens, there's no way to work backwards - a cross of two names especially names that are spelled uniquely, leaves the players with no alternatives, especially with two places. TKO vs ANNIKA and ETERNE vs TYRONE creates two "death squares" on the K and the E (ANNITA and ETERNA, e.g.) So playing online, you can, at best, guess at the two letters and hope - which means, in theory, you have 26 squared (676) combinations to raw guess. Death squares - when two unique names are crossed. Dual death squares - a guessing game.

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MalcolmSeattleNov 3, 2024, 5:05 PM2024-11-03positive99%

This was SO GOOD! Thanks!

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MalcolmSeattleDec 22, 2024, 4:56 PM2024-12-22positive99%

What a nice Christmas gift! Thanks Mr. AJ! Good puzzle, great clues, fun fun fun!

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MalcolmSeattleNov 22, 2025, 2:12 AM2025-11-21neutral62%

TOOT, MACS, SET TO, and a natick. Try harder, maybe.

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MalcolmSeattleNov 29, 2025, 7:19 PM2025-11-29positive94%

THANK YOU Adrian Johnson! You surely already know you are a Master Puzzler - but wow. A Times first (WHALESONG), the teleological beauty of 51A, block after block of words without mercy and near misses (BeachOre?, Analogy_Art?, and was Ringo Irish?! Put in British, it fits.) You monster. Yay for a wonderful, wonderful Saturday puzzle - a standard by which others should be measured; (and go Giants!)

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MalcolmSeattleJul 14, 2024, 3:57 PM2024-07-14positive38%

Well, I tried to get ChatGPT to make a palindrome response to this spectacular experience -- and it failed. Tell all your friends - a clever puzzle defeats AI.

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MalcolmSeattleNov 15, 2025, 9:59 PM2025-11-15positive84%

Phlox... not obvi. Awesome puzzle!

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MalcolmSeattleNov 9, 2025, 7:02 PM2025-11-09neutral48%

The tech for the online version was broken, it solved FOR us - we had a wrong answer and it fixed it. Our last square was HI/AK ... but we were still figuring it out. We were struggling with "IMNOTA[CHILD]ANYMORE" and realized that the cross of ENOUG[HI]SENOUGH was Hawaii ... so we cleaned our noise out of the rebus to figure out the second state and put just HI in ... hey! Presto - automatically solved for us, we LEARNED that AK was the right answer! The answer is actually IMNOT[AK]IDANYMORE. It was also unclear online whether to write in the across and then the down or the down and then the across ... disquieting. The clues were cute, but likely not "Sunday" grade on their own except for this fiddly Rebus. Sorry, not a good puzzle, fun clues, but not a good overall unit. Please do try again.

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MalcolmSeattleJul 7, 2024, 4:27 AM2024-07-06positive68%

So hard ... SO GOOD! Burning Desires and Moral Bankruptcy ... layers upon layers.

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MalcolmSeattleJun 9, 2025, 5:11 AM2025-06-08neutral59%

@Shrike I agree wholeheartedly. Little snippets of RAT matches EEL? And Jason Momoa might be more known for his hair or tats ... "abs of steel" is not a thing dedicated to him. The magnets did very little, and the "match" was understandable inside the clues themselves (oh, how baffling, order in a Japanese Restaurant/Order in a Chinese Restaurant). Torturing a puzzle into meaning because you want to slop three letter animals in and imply that they are related simply because they are animals is lame. Maybe CAT/RAT, or OWL/BAT, or so on ... but this was the equivalent of Table/hat, wheel/hammer ... because they're "things". Giant Meh.

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MalcolmSeattleNov 1, 2025, 6:42 PM2025-11-01negative49%

I am often disappointed by Saturday puzzles that end up only amusing the constructor. I wish ALL Saturday puzzles could be like this one - doable, teaching (what are agoutis?!? oh!), and with extra layers in the commentary (ha! dueling Foleys, nice). Well done, good sir! Well done!

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MalcolmSeattleJan 19, 2026, 4:14 AM2026-01-18positive86%

Brilliant. Phonetics? The 4th dimension for sure. I'm leery that there are secrets inside the loo, hooky, and even "double-U" answers like wee, and woe. You have me jumping at ghosts. SO GOOD!!!!

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MalcolmSeattleFeb 7, 2026, 6:39 PM2026-02-07neutral55%

17A x 9D: NATICK. Fun ones in there, though.

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MalcolmSeattleJun 9, 2024, 4:56 AM2024-06-08neutral66%

Meh.

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MalcolmSeattleSep 29, 2024, 7:49 PM2024-09-28negative70%

ST. (dot) is an abbreviation. no hint for that -- mistake.

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MalcolmSeattleNov 17, 2024, 5:38 PM2024-11-17neutral60%

@Barry Ancona You did a fine job explaining this. For the rest of you, let those who take offense at words also take the actions to resolve them. If you're this upset about MIA vs AWOL (as we all should be), find an unresolved MIA case, make it your own, and contact a member of Congress for help - never letting up until the family has relief. Don't think that a snit in the Crossword comments about offensiveness gets you off the hook for culpability - having announced your emotional commitment to the topic in writing, if you walk away now, you are clearly part of the problem. Do something. "The ultimate tragedy is not the oppression and cruelty by the bad people but the silence over that by the good people." - Martin Luther King, Jr.

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MalcolmSeattleFeb 22, 2026, 6:58 PM2026-02-22neutral56%

@Puzzled I agree in general, and parry a little - but overall lean in your direction. NYT Puzzles are a form of art - and like any good art, they are here to meet the recipient through various layers. We have all come for a challenging series of words and structures. But we also come for the wordplay, puns, multi-level interpolations of non-linear themes across highlighted sections, terrifying rebuses (don't you wish that was rebi?), word rarities, clever clues?, and in the greatest works - introductions of first appearances. To strike a note on all those layers and more (and please, add your own in the replies if I missed any) takes profound prowess, the likes of which set certain puzzles above all others. But for the rest, the merely "talented enough to get published in the NYT", general applause for hitting a few layers at once. So yes, sometimes, a layer that is sacrificed for the good of the puzzle. Recently, a few in a row have sacrificed some complexity. Since these things are scheduled far in advance - perhaps we should trust the editors that there will be a balance going forward between torture and wordplay. The joys are subtler and we must lean in. Enjoy for the sake of enjoying. Sometimes the "work" is in finding the treats, without such ado. Let's gather together and find them or, in the words of Sendak: "Let the rumpus start!"

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MalcolmSeattleApr 13, 2025, 9:52 PM2025-04-13neutral54%

SOME of these are a bit much, but well ... if your puzzle is enough fun, you might just yoink the crowd's approval anyway.

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MalcolmSeattleNov 13, 2025, 7:53 AM2025-11-12positive98%

As a curmudgeon, I want to say I really liked this puzzle! Well made, great clues, glad I didn't have to draw the creature ... and the Seth/Dark combination spot made my eye roll just the right amount. Thanks @Brad and @Nicole!!! Yay!

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MalcolmSeattleDec 21, 2025, 5:40 PM2025-12-21negative81%

Seriously - do you know how broken my brain is after looking at "SHIPLANES" (and not knowing Bil's last name), then learning it's SKIPLANES ... what's a skip lane?!?!?! it's not ... it's a flying headache, that's what it is! Since there are elves and mulled wines and things hidden in there, let me be a bit of a grinch and grumble that KEANE/ANIL is a bit of a natick ... but then again - I'm still looking for every other lane ... so what do I know?

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MalcolmSeattleJan 25, 2026, 5:03 AM2026-01-24negative94%

This was just bad. Thanks.

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MalcolmSeattleJan 30, 2026, 6:01 AM2026-01-29neutral56%

No.

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MalcolmSeattleFeb 10, 2026, 5:07 AM2026-02-09positive98%

That was a really cute grid. Thanks!

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MalcolmSeattleNov 1, 2025, 6:39 PM2025-11-01neutral59%

@Jeb Jones I think, generally, it means that when you're in the app, you don't have to offer your payment method again. So you can upgrade without a lot of fuss ... aka ... "on the go" - a little vague, agreed; but I got it, so at least one human understood the clue.

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MalcolmSeattleNov 8, 2025, 5:12 AM2025-11-07neutral53%

Easy to be difficult when you violate the common rules. 1 - a large edifice which holds wires, in the US, is a transmission tower, or an electrical tower (tower), not the British "pylon" - which are generally cones or uprights used as barriers for ships. Since New York is in the US, the clue is incomplete. 2 - ENNEAD/TNIA is a natick. Period. 3 - opinion - T'NIA feels like some sort of reference to the apostrophe should have been mentioned 4 - the phrases are "oldie but goodie" OR "AN oldie but a goodie" ... there is no vernacular for "oldie but a goodie" 5 - "at sea" is generally "lost or confused", not "conned" or "cheated" vis. bamboozled Being difficult is not the same as being clever. Finished it without help - but was frustrated at the poorly clued bits, as well as the corner sections with few leadouts, creating potential "deadzones" M'eh.

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MalcolmSeattleNov 8, 2025, 6:40 PM2025-11-08neutral77%

@Nat K granted NASA didn't hit the natick, but technically Erica did, granted, that's a leap, but you put them both together and you get at least 80% natick points imho

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MalcolmSeattleSep 29, 2024, 10:17 PM2024-09-29neutral55%

@dutchiris No "MOW" May? I had No "SOW" may.

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MalcolmSeattleNov 8, 2025, 5:18 AM2025-11-07positive98%

@Jack Sullivan the only good part about ENNEAD for me today! Well done!

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MalcolmSeattleJan 11, 2026, 12:01 AM2026-01-10negative91%

@Smart Top this is, in my opinion, the equivalent of a one-square natick. Not cool. Also, ANNÉE is a foreign language word with an accent on it. Sloppy. SONES is also very esoteric ... meh. Whitewashing with "well, it IS Saturday" doesn't make up for a feeble puzzle structure.

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MalcolmSeattleFeb 15, 2026, 12:57 AM2026-02-14positive55%

@Ace nice HUMBLEBRAG ... wonder if that's been used yet?

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