Brian

@Andrzej "slant rhyme" is the phrase you're looking for :)

@Eric Merriam Webster's second definition of "agile" is "having a quick resourceful and adaptable character." Merriam Webster's third definition of "flexible" is "characterized by a ready capability to adapt to new, different, or changing requirements." Since both words can mean "able to adapt", I suppose we will need to be flexible/agile to adapt to this revelation.

@Jim I played a Yamaha oboe in high school! It was a quality instrument! My band director always told the joke: a guy goes in to the dealership to buy a sports bike, and when he's done he hops on and tells the sales guy "I'm off to buy an oboe!" and the sales guy says "you're never going to believe this..."

@Jim I read "diner" as the person dining at the establishment