SallyLou

@ad absurdum A man walks into a bar where he's the only person besides the bartender. As he's drinking, he hears someone whisper that they love his haircut, his tie looks nice, he has a great suit...Finally, he yells out to the bartender, "where's this coming from? I keep hearing this voice telling me nice things about how I look?" The bartender says, "oh, it's the nuts. They're complimentary." Ba-dum-bump.