Diane

@JBW An apt metaphor for most people. I think I’m one of nine people in the country who actually likes fruitcake. Hated this puzzle, though.

@Marshall Walthew I remember the Vitalis “ball control by Pete Maravich, dry control by Vitalis” ad from the early 70’s. I could swear there was one that said something like “Maravich’s hair goes down court,” but it might have just been a humorous comment someone made about the ad.