Alan J. Pyle

The dirtiest trick this puzzle played was asking me to believe that Stella Artois counts as beer.

113A. What a proud day for all of Fort Collins. We can now move on from balloon boy.

I have never heard a home run described as a tater and I hope I never will. Nonetheless I crushed this puzzle in an hour fifteen all while ignoring my family and whatever petty squabbles they're engaged in this year. Giving thanks for the sweet distraction of puzzle world.