Frank S

TRASH PANDA was an easy one for me thanks to a recent news story about a raccoon that broke into a liquor store in Virginia, sampled several bottom shelf bottles, and was found passed out in the bathroom, next to the toilet. Needless to say, the photo of this incident went viral. After the local animal shelter retrieved him, let him sober up, and released him back into the wild, they made some "TRASHED PANDA" shirts in honor of him. Best news story of 2025, no questions asked.