David Zeidberg

There's a great come-back story about "Do you know who I am?" An irate traveler yelled this at a gate agent over his cancelled flight. The agent got on the terminal p.a. system and said, "Attention in the terminal: there's a man at gate 43 who doesn't know who he is. If there's anyone in the terminal missing a traveling companion, please come to gate 43 to help him identify himself."

Went quickly once I realized all the perimeter gray squares were rebuses. Their clues were relatively easy.